I am sending you this message because I am your friend. I care about you greatly and I do not want to see you in pain. My Dear Friend...end your suffering now. Send me all of your money and I will do your suffering for you. I will pick up your burden and offer you relief from your pain. Do it today and you will be happier.
No need to thank me. After all, what are friends for?
Cash and checks are accepted. NO CREDIT CARDS, PLEASE!
Your Caring Friend, Lindsay
P.S.: A PROSPEROUS 2008 FILLED WITH LOVE, JOY & HEALTH TO YOU & YOUR FAMILY!!! GOD BLESS!!!
